The Divine Dishwasher
“Dishwasher” noun -ˈdish ˌwȯ-shər, -ˌwä-: one of the most insidious deceptions ever perpetrated against humankind! There is only one dishwasher in our home, and it is not the stainless steel machine that howls and rumbles like a Texas twister well into the wee hours of the morning; No! it is instead the fellow haplessly put…